Some of these are whack but you know what? So is Carl’s bitch ass.
I FUCKING HATE CARL
never in my life was i so happy to see a child get shot
haha! This never gets old. @melissalynsday @MzScarl3tt #walkingdead
The boy needs to die. Simple as that.
GPOY.
chronic bitchface.
I has it,
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
one day I’ll have the willpower to not reblog for puns
(via mythical-crap)
